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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
    ~Author Unknown

    I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come
    up sliced. ~Author Unknown

I've spent most of my life golfing. the rest I've just wasted.
    ~Author Unknown

    They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were
    taken.~Raymond Floyd

    My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli

    The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a
    flag stick on top. ~Pete Dye

    Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives
    think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop

    I'm hitting the woods just great .... but having a terrible time
    getting out of them! ~Author Unknown

    I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer
    spectators. ~Gerald Ford

    It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I
    did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron

    Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down
    five.~Paul Harvey

    The game of golf would gain more players if croquet mallets and
      billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. ~Ernest Hemingway

    Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can
    keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~Jack Benny

    Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~Al Boliska

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    ~Billy Graham

    Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are
    inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a
    perfect golf swing. ~Ben Hogan

    Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball.
    Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. ~Chuck Hogan

    If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong
    golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon

    I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
    ~Joe E. Lewis

    It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are
    still rolling. ~Mark Twain

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